What goes on in you fridge

When there's no one around?

When the kitchen is dark

And there's nary a sound?

Have you ever sensed rumblings

As you walked slowly near?

Or muffled, low shuffles

Almost too faint to hear?

You're sure there's commotion

Behind that closed door,

But whenever you open,

It's not there anymore.

Your fridge holds some secrets,

And without any doubt,

If you open these pages

You'll figure them out!